This old truck wouldn’t pull a slick prick out of a lard bucket. She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. That’s so hard to do it’d be like trying to put butter up a wildcat’s ass with a hot poker! Madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire. Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit. He’s ridin’ a gravy train on biscuit wheels.Īin’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either. That made my nuts draw up so tight you couldn’t reach them with knittin’ needles. That boy is about as sharp as a cue ball.Ĭan’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Wal-Mart. Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree. If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his butt when he hops. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Well she’s finer than a frog hair split 8 ways!īusier then a one legged man in an ass kickin contest!!! Well dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens. I’m as confused as a blind lesbian in fish market…. She was so ugly she could trick or treat over the telephoneĭarlin.You’re hotter than donut grease at a fat man convention. I am as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. If you require support for general issues, see the performance guide and FAQ.Get Your Laugh on with these funny redneck sayings: The sound can become choppy with the Gravis Ultrasound option, although Gravis may give clearer sound.You will also have to mount the CD drive and run from the original CD or alternatively mount a CD image.It can be run in lower resolution modes, but the game might become unreadable. Please note that the game has been designed to run in the resolution of at least 640x480, making it somewhat difficult to achieve decent performance in DOSbox.

Screen resolution options are numerous, however higher screen resolutions can severely reduce performance.Sound FX and Music work best using Sound Blaster 16.Redneck Rampage may be purchased from GOG.com where it is preconfigured with DOSBox. Redneck Rampage, much like other Build games such as Blood, Shadow Warrior and the aforementioned Duke Nukem 3D are First Person Shooters with a strong humorous bent, along with realistic level designs and unique arsenals. Redneck Rampage is a 2.5D game based on the Build engine, but the game code is based off Duke Nukem 3D and includes a slightly modified version of the Build level editor.

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